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Monday, November 05, 2007

Writer's Strike Episode of House, MD

Laughed out loud at this.
CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.
HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?
FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.
HOUSE: You are a black man.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That's bad!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!
CHASE: [Shocked]
CAMERON: [Shocked]
FOREMAN: [Vexed]
HOUSE: More mouse bites!
CUTTY: I forbid this.
HOUSE: Don't care.
CHASE: [Gets mice]
HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]
PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!
HOUSE: I am very smart.
WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.

~FIN~

Found here:

http://www.metafilter.com/66144/Hollywood-Kabuki#1897448

3 comments:

Majaz said...

Yeah, this was funny.. BUT ... Any news on when's the strike ending?

David said...

No news that I've heard.

Majaz said...

Sad.

Anyway... you could use this link. If you wanted to know more. Though it really doesn't tell us when it'll be over.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1674063,00.html